Rated 18+. Everyone Gets Hit.
Everyone. Versus. Everyone.
A full-blown, paper-cutout snowball war in a small mountain town where the council banned snowball fights, so naturally everyone is in one. Open a tab, pick your fighter, and settle your differences the way the founding fathers intended. On your phone or your PC, live against the whole internet.
Psst. Click any empty spot to throw a snowball.
The $SLUSH presale. Season prizes from Christmas Day.
The joke token of Slush Fund, on Solana. Separate from the game and never needed to play; 40% of the supply is set aside for player prizes. The one official token address is posted here and on our official channels, nowhere else. Anyone who DMs you a "better deal" is a snowman with a laptop.
Token presale
LoadingDemo numbers Every dollar raised sits in a public multisig vault you can check on-chain.
Soft cap not reached. Everyone is being refunded to the wallet they paid from.
- Solana
- Pay in USDC or SOL
- Min $25
- Max $5,000 per wallet
- 18+ only
Stop. This is not the official Slush Fund site. You're on . Don't connect a wallet or pay here.
Check before you pay
- The address bar says our official domain exactly. Bookmark it and come back the same way.
- Payments go to one vault address, shown below.
- Before you approve, compare the address your wallet shows with the bot's /verify command and our pinned posts. All three must match.
- Never pay to an address someone sends you in a DM. We never will.
Shown here when buying opens.Vault name
Pinned copy of this site on IPFS:
Crypto is high risk and you can lose all the money you put in. Presale tokens are sent to your wallet, fully unlocked, when the token launches on December 24, after the presale closes. Nothing on this page is an offer to sell, a solicitation, or financial advice. Never send crypto to an address you got in a DM.
How to buy
- Register Claim your spot so we can let you in when buying opens.
- Connect a Solana wallet Phantom, Solflare, Backpack or any Solana wallet. Your keys stay yours. Adults 18 and over only.
- Pick an amount $25 to $5,000 in USDC or SOL. Pay only from your own wallet, never from an exchange account.
- Approve in your wallet Payment goes straight to the presale's multisig vault. Check the address your wallet shows first. Done.
Watch the video. The presale opens October 27 at noon ET and closes December 22 at noon ET. Register and we'll tell you the moment buying opens.
Read this before you buy
Crypto is high risk. You can lose all the money you put in. Token prices can drop to zero, and there may be nobody to sell to. Nothing here is financial advice, nobody can promise you a return, and you should not buy expecting a profit. Only spend what you can afford to lose completely. Despite the name, Slush Fund is not a fund: $SLUSH holds nothing, pays nothing and promises nothing.
Where the money goes
Every dollar raised in the presale is split two ways, and both halves can be checked on-chain.
- Half goes into the trading pool
- At launch it is paired with $SLUSH from the 5% liquidity allocation in a USDC trading pool on Solana, so people can trade. The pool's LP tokens are burned, so nobody, us included, can ever take that money back out. If less than the full $150,000 is raised, fewer tokens go in, and the unused ones stay in the treasury multisig, published.
- Half goes to the company treasury
- It sits in a Squads multisig that needs several signers to move anything, and every spend is published on the on-chain proof page. It pays for marketing, creator deals and tournament prizes, plus running costs such as servers, moderation and legal.
- Not used to build the game. Presale money does not pay for making or running the game.
- No payouts to holders. $SLUSH pays no share of revenue, and there are no buybacks.
- Refunded if the minimum isn't reached. If the presale raises less than $30,000, there is no launch. Every buyer gets back the exact amount and currency they paid, to the wallet they paid from, starting within 7 days of the presale ending (network fees aren't refunded).
Official token address
Published at launch. Until then, any address you see is fake.
- Network
- Solana
- Ticker
- $SLUSH
- Supply
- 1,000,000,000 (fixed)
- Decimals
- 6
- Mint authority deleted No one can ever print more. Not even us.
- Liquidity locked for good The pool's LP tokens are burned at launch.
- Multisig treasury Funds sit in a Squads vault you can check on-chain.
- Team tokens locked 18-month cliff, then released daily over 24 months.
- Standard token program Solana's audited token program. No custom contract to exploit.
- Adults only The presale is for people 18 and over.
How to buy. Six steps, under two minutes.
Read the transcript
Well howdy. Name's Dale. They asked me to explain the Slush Fund presale, on account of I'm the only one in town with a computer. It's for the snowball game. I don't get it either.
Step one. Get yourself a Solana wallet: Phantom, Solflare or Backpack. Write your recovery phrase on paper. Not on a napkin. Not on your arm. Don't tell nobody. Not your cousin. Not a support fella. Not even us.
Step two. Put some USDC or SOL in it, from an exchange you trust. Not from a fella online calling himself Crypto King Ninety-Nine. He also sold me a turkey. It bit me.
Step three. Go to the official website. Only the official one. Check the address bar. Every. Single. Time. My brother-in-law didn't. He don't come to Thanksgiving no more.
Step four. Connect your wallet. Adults only, eighteen and up. No exceptions. Not even if Grandpa says you're real mature for your age.
Step five. Pick an amount inside the limits on the page, and tick the risk box. And read it. Actually read it. Took me forty minutes. I moved my lips.
Step six. Approve the payment in your wallet. It goes to the presale vault. We will never message you a payment address. If somebody does, that ain't us. That's a goblin. Lock your door.
Alright. No jokes now. Crypto is highly risky. You could lose all the money you spend. Only spend what you can afford to lose.
Tokenomics. Players first.
1,000,000,000 tokens, ever. The biggest slice goes to the people who actually play, which is more than most towns can say about their budget.
| Allocation | Share | Release |
|---|---|---|
| Player rewards | 40% | Season prizes over 4 years, in three-month prize seasons from Christmas Day; each list is public for 7 days before it is paid |
| Presale buyers | 15% | 100% unlocked and sent to buyers at launch |
| Team | 15% | 18-month cliff, then released daily over 24 months |
| Treasury and ecosystem | 15% | Squads multisig, every spend published |
| Community and airdrops | 10% | Waitlist airdrop, community events, partners |
| Launch liquidity | 5% | Paired with USDC in the launch pool, LP tokens burned |
Who unlocks when.
Months after launch. Team tokens are locked on-chain by Streamflow, so nobody on the team gets to "just sell a few". Presale tokens arrive unlocked at launch.
Roadmap. Unlike the snowplow, it shows up.
- NowWaitlist Sign-ups open, and registered adults hear first when the doors open.
- October 27Open beta and presale open Free to play for everyone 18 and over from noon ET, and the presale opens the same day.
- December 1Full launch The launch party and the launch tournament. The Mayor will cut a ribbon he didn't pay for.
- December 22Presale closes The last day to take part in the presale, ending at noon ET.
- December 24$SLUSH launches Token created with mint authority deleted, presale tokens sent 100% unlocked, launch pool added and LP tokens burned.
- Christmas DaySeason 1 starts Prize points count from today. The first prizes are paid in $SLUSH at the season's end in late March. Santa is not involved.
- 2027Seasons, districts, clans New districts in Pinecone Falls, clan fights, ranked seasons, and a lot more turkeys.
Questions. Answered.
What is $SLUSH?
The joke token of Slush Fund, on Solana. Separate from the game, never needed to play; 40% of the supply is set aside for player prizes and paid out in three-month prize seasons.
How do I take part in the presale?
Register, connect a Solana wallet, choose an amount and approve the payment in your wallet. The presale runs from October 27 at noon ET to December 22 at noon ET; registered people hear first when buying opens.
What can I pay with, and how much?
USDC or SOL on Solana, from your own wallet. Minimum $25, maximum $5,000 per wallet.
When do I get my tokens?
They're reserved for your wallet when you buy. At launch they're sent to that wallet, fully unlocked.
Where does the money go?
Straight into the presale's Squads multisig vault, which anyone can check on-chain. Half of the raise is paired with tokens in the launch pool, and those LP tokens are burned.
Can I lose money?
Yes, all of it. Crypto is high risk: the token can lose most or all of its value, and there may be no one to sell to. Nobody can promise you a return, and nothing on this site is financial advice. Only spend what you can afford to lose completely.
Who can take part?
Slush is available globally to anyone 18 or over.
Has the token been audited?
There is no custom on-chain code to audit. The token uses Solana's standard, audited token program, and the mint authority is deleted at creation, so nobody can ever mint more. Our own launch, presale and payout scripts are tested and reviewed internally but have not had an independent audit yet.
How do I avoid scams?
We never DM first and never ask for your seed phrase. The only official address is the one on this site. Read the safety page.
Crypto is high risk and you can lose all the money you put in. Nothing on this site is an offer to sell, a solicitation, or financial advice.
No download. No install. No excuses.
Claim your spotLog in from any browser and you're in. Phone in landscape, laptop during the quarterly all-hands, desktop at 2am when you should be asleep. Same game, same lobby, same leaderboard, same lack of judgement.
Phone Thumb stick + throw button, aim help
Desktop WASD + mouse, hold to wind up
Keyboard only Works too
Ten seconds to learn. All winter to master.
Snowballs fly in a real arc, so the lob over the fort is yours to steal. Physics: finally useful. One more round? Your therapist says no. One more round.
Power-ups
- Yellow snowDouble damage. Don't ask.
- Hot cocoaFaster. Jitterier.
- PresentsBlock a hit.
Streak banners
- Snow Day3
- Blizzard5
- Ice Age8
- Nuclear Winter12
Wildcard Wild turkeys roam the woods and the farm. They survived Thanksgiving. They peck. They hold grudges. They have nothing left to lose.
Never trust the yellow snow.
Live
One live server. Everyone's on it. Nobody's safe.
Every throw is checked by the server, every win moves your rating, and the boards update live: today, this week and all-time. Rating only counts real players, so beating the bots proves nothing. Headshots hit harder. Bragging rights hit hardest. Group chats will be ruined.
- Your name here?0
- Unclaimed0
- Unclaimed0
Empty. Like the town council's promises. See the full board
Twenty weapons. All earnable. None of them last.
See all 20From the Hot Take Dispenser to the Frivolous Lawsuit. Every one can be earned in play, from crates, power-ups, drops and chests, and the earned ones can also be bought: same weapon, same numbers. Get frozen and you drop it. Someone else's problem now.
New Orbital Freeze Ray: rapid-fire ice, funded by a man who would rather be on Mars
Crates restock every 14 seconds. Whoever gets there first gets the toy.
Pick your fighter. Or build your own.
New Select player
New Make your own
Chubs
Zeke
Dex
Hoodie
Plus 3 custom slots: hats (Santa hat included), coats, scarves, gloves, six faces. Every character plays the same. Only the swagger is different.
Plus 36 townsfolk with opinions
Mayor PruittPromised a snow day. Delivered a press conference.
Mall Santa GusSeasonal contractor. Zero benefits. Infinite grudges.
Lunch Lady BevCalls it "mystery meat" because the inspector asked.
Bus Driver RhondaStops for nobody. Union rules.
Crossing Guard WaltHolds the sign. Has opinions about your parents.
Coach BranniganThinks dodgeball builds character. Built none.
PipThe twin with the alibi.
PepThe twin without one.
RavenSnow is just the sky giving up.
MiloRan the numbers on every throw. The numbers lost.
JojoSponsored by nobody. Thanks them in every interview.
TiffRuns the playground like a hedge fund.
Farmer DaleLost six turkeys. Blames the government.
Officer KowalskiWrites tickets for slush. Personally finds it slippery.
SkyOat milk cocoa. Judgement included at no extra cost.
ArloMoved here for the "community". Ha.
MooseSelf-described alpha. Mom still cuts his crusts off.
DotFastest thing on Sled Hill. Has signed no waivers.
Mr. FerrisHas keys to every rooftop. And every secret.
Tuba TessMarching band. Marched straight into this.
Ranger HoltProtects the woods. From the woods.
Nana OpalKnitted every scarf in town. Remembers who lost them.
SproutHoliday temp. Unionizing the reindeer.
The StrangerRolled into town. Nobody has checked the van.
Principal VargasZero tolerance. Extremely tolerant of donors.
Ms. HalloranPaid in apples. The apples are also late.
Grandpa EzraSurvived three wars, two recessions and a group chat.
Doc PellPrescribes two snowballs and a second opinion: also snowballs.
Big RayBuilding the new mall since 2009. On schedule, apparently.
PrestonOld money. New snow. Hired a guy to throw.
ZedAnti-establishment. Lives in his parents' establishment.
LuluHer snowman is a statement. Nobody knows about what.
OssieInvented a snowball launcher. Patent pending. Launcher missing.
Chet WalshLive at five. Making it up by six.
MagsPlows the roads. Plows the competition. Bills the council for both.
Big PhilGrill master. Snow disaster. Knows a guy.
Welcome to Pinecone Falls. Pop. you.
16 districts to fight through: jump boxcar to boxcar in the rail yard, hold the rooftops on Shopping Row, slide down Sled Hill, lob over the forts on the frozen pond.
Town Rail yard
Town Shopping Row rooftops
Wildlife Turkeys
Hit REC. Post the dunk.
Record up to 30 seconds of carnage and fire it straight to X, where strangers will argue about it for a week. Clips are made right in your browser and never touch our servers. We don't want them. We've seen your aim.
Locked down tighter than a snow fort in a blizzard.
- Server-authoritative Your client can't fake a hit, a speed boost or a score.
- Anti-cheat on every input Flooding, replays and junk get dropped and logged.
- Bank-grade logins Salted scrypt passwords, lockouts and rate limits.
- Strict browser lockdown No third-party scripts, no trackers, no cookies on this site.
- We never DM first We never ask for seed phrases.
Snowballs fly in
soon
Servers are open. Go throw something at someone who deserves it.
Launch date dropping soon.
Beat the crowd to the beta.
Early sign-ups get the beta and the launch tournament, and hear first when presale access opens. Late sign-ups get to tell everyone they were "always into it".